[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."- Ralph Waldo Emerson (via instila)
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.