Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:
Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…
Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.
david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play